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Third Wheel Song03:24

Third Wheel Song

Whitney: You love me and I love you
You're really nice and so am I also too
If there's anything wrong with you
I haven't figured it out... yet

Whitney & James: 'Cause you light up my life
And the moon and the trees and space
And the clouds and iPhones
And the heavens up above
And on and on goes love

James: I love everything that you bring
Mallory: Hey guys! Oh sorry, am I interrupting?
Whitney: No! James: Sort of...
Mallory: Okay, sorry, sorry sorry sorry

James: Like I was saying:
I love everything that you bring
Your face is a miracle
It makes my heart sing
I hope that you know that our love
Is like a special flame

Mallory: Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?

Whitney: I love your face and your hair and your muscles
Your brain is good too

Mallory: Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?
Whitney: Mal! Is there anywhere else you can be?
Mallory: I see how it is.

Mallory: Sorry I'll leave you two alone...
Speaking of alone, that's what I am

(cries)
Whitney: Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that...
I'm sorry, um, you can stay
James: What!
Mallory: Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great?
James: Sure, whatever...
Whitney, back to the two of us

Mallory: You mean the THREE of us!

Cast: 'Cause the two (three) of us are so alive
Whitney and James: When we-
Mallory: I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike
Cast: Two (three) is the number that will make life grand
When you're walking hand in hand...

Mallory: In hand

James: No, that's not for three hands! It's for the two hands of... us.
Whitney: It's only two.
James: You have to have your own... other... hand.
Mallory: I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. I was just feeling the music. I'm sorry, I'm done. Sorry.

Whitney & James: 'Cause the two of us are so alive
Mallory: Oooooooh! Yes they are!
Whitney & James: When we eat romantic foods at night
Mallory: The three musketeers
The three musketeers

Whitney & James: Two is the number of love and stuff
Mallory: The power of three
Whitney & James: And we probably love each other enough
Mallory: (weird voices)
Whitney & James: And we probably love each other enough
Mallory: (weird voices)
Whitney & James: And we probably love each other enough
Mallory: (weird voices)
Whitney & James: And we probably love each other enough
Mallory: (weird voices)

Mallory: Hey! Wait!

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