There are so many Greek Gods that it's hard to keep them all straight. Allow them to introduce themselves to you.
Transcript[]
Stacey: Though long forgotten, nothing can compare to the majesty, wisdom, and intrigue of the Gods of the ancient Greek Pantheon.
Jason: I am Zeus, God of the sky, the weather, and fate. Come to me all those who question their destiny.
Natalie: I am Aphrodite, Goddess of love, passion, and beauty. I will find love for the loveless.
Matt: I am Poseidon, God of the rivers, seas, and earthquakes. Beware the elements.
Mallory: I am Artemis, Goddess of wild animals, disease, and children. Come to me for all animal attacks, disease attacks, and child attacks.
Whitney: I am Demeter, Goddess of agriculture. Farm, and I will be there.
Stephen: I am Mastos, God of sensible spending. No one has listened to me for the last thirty years.
Jeremy: I am Barbatronus, God of aging. You will age whether I do anything or not.
James: I am Minoscurus, God of the kind of grass that cows eat, come to me if you're a cow.
Natalie: I am Imbecilia, Goddess of stupidity. Come to me with your bad decisions and I will make them more stupider-erly, heh.
Adam: I am Kilgerbon, God of all real and animated cats. I will one day rule the earth.
Jason: I am Ranthaleon, God of Robert Downey, Jr. You're welcome.
Mallory: I am Finnesia, Goddess of Nicholas Cage, I am way sorry.
Whitney: I am Jarubadinka, Goddess of ridiculous names. All babies born in 2014, come to me in 10 years when you're being relentlessly teased.
Matt: I am Grettergon, I like sports. Wait, what are we doing?
Jeremy: I am Gobarium, God of saying "go bury 'em", when people ask what to do with corpses.
Adam: I am Desdonia, God of the walk-man and mini-disk player. I'm severly depressed.
James: I am Cantus-Shepantus, God of unfinished- was that a bird?
Stephen: I am Hemalorus, God of running out of toilet paper. Fear me.
Stacey: I am Morgan Freeman, God of narration. And we are the Gods of the ancient Greek Pantheon.
Trivia[]
- Of the gods mentioned, although only Zeus, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Artemis, and Demeter are real gods, the Greeks did have Hermes as the god of merchants and commerce, Geras as the god of aging, and Koalemos as the god of stupidity.