Season 5 Episode 9

The local cop precinct gets sensitivity training, the school janitor helps a studying couple with their chemistry, and the Channel 8 News team has their broadcast time cut down to only a few minutes for their whole report.

Casablanca Alternate Ending ReleasedEdit

We're not sure why this alternate ending to the classic film Casablanca wasn't released, but we're glad to finally expose it to the world.

Casablanca Alternate Ending Released02:24

Casablanca Alternate Ending Released

ESPN Matt Center, Part 2Edit

Matt goes on a date and the world wide network of sports ESPN has the story.

ESPN Matt Center, Part 205:13

ESPN Matt Center, Part 2

Beauty Tips With Susan Weebers: How to Shape Your BrowsEdit

Susan talks about the best beauty tips for shaping your eyebrows. If you follow these simple natural beauty tips you will reach the pinnacle of beauty!

Beauty Tips With Susan Weebers How to Shape Your Brows04:37

Beauty Tips With Susan Weebers How to Shape Your Brows

New CW Series The ValleyEdit

See the show everyone on The O.C. was watching. The Valley is so full of teenage drama you won't know what's going on.

New CW Series The Valley04:24

New CW Series The Valley

Diabetes InterventionEdit

Matt's friends confront him about his drug usage in an intervention.

Diabetes Intervention04:11

Diabetes Intervention

Police Respond to TweetEdit

Having Google Fiber in your town is great, but be careful what you tweet. You never know who is following you.

Police Respond to Tweet02:54

Police Respond to Tweet

Fastest Newscast EverEdit

The big game went into triple overtime and now this news cast has to fit their entire program into five minutes. Matt Lauer, Diane Sawyer, Wolf Blitzer, Tom Brokaw, Bill O'Reilly or Megan Kelly would be hard pressed to live up to this.

Featuring guest star Steve Young.

Fastest Newscast Ever02:41

Fastest Newscast Ever


Video StatisticsEdit

Sketch Title Views Like Ratio
Casablanca Alternate Ending Released 330,000+ 98.8%
ESPN Matt Center, Part 2 790,000+ 98.7%
Beauty Tips With Susan Weebers: How to Shape Your Brows 810,000+ 95.0%
New CW Series The Valley 2,010,000+ 98.2%
Diabetes Intervention 2,140,000+ 98.6%
Police Respond to Tweet 1,050,000+ 95.7%
Fastest Newscast Ever 2,250,000+ 99.1%


  • Jared Shores appears in Police Respond to Tweet.
  • This episode features guest star Steve Young for the second time. He was also a guest star in Season 5 Episode 7.
  • Police Respond to Tweet only features ten seconds of video footage.
  • Fastest Newscast Ever is the only sketch with a rating higher than 99%.
  • The two sketches with the lowest rating are Beauty Tips with Susan Weebers: How to Shape Your Brows and Police Respond to Tweet.

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