Am I pregnant? Are you?? Huh? I'm confused. Are you?? Well get ready for MORE confusion as we talk the possible reality of new babies!!!
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Whitney: Okay honey, here you go. Happy anniversary!
Adam: I thought we weren't going to exchange presents until tomorrow.
Whitney: I couldn't wait.
Adam: As usual.
Adam: Are you serious?
Whitney: Yes.
Adam: This isn't a joke?
Whitney: Nope. Are you happy?
Adam: No!
Whitney: What?!
Adam: I want to go to Africa.
Whitney: You... you want to go to Africa?
Adam: Well okay, no, not really. But now I can. Not with a kid.
Whitney: So what? You don't want kids?
Adam: No.
Whitney: Aha!
Adam: Aha?
Whitney: I knew you didn't want kids. Every time I talked about it, you were always like "Oh, kids, well, well, whatever you like. Oh, let's watch Lost on Netflix." But aha!
Adam: But aha yourself!
Whitney: Don't "Aha" me!
Adam: I knew you wanted kids, miss "Oh, I don't know if I want kids, and also, I watched Lost without you, and then I rewatched it just to humour you".
Whitney: Aha!
Adam: What?
Whitney: So you did know that I wanted kids and that I already know the ending of Lost.
Adam: Aha!
Whitney: I knew you knew I knew you wanted kids and I don't.
Whitney: Well, let me tell you something you don't know.
Adam: Oh, it better not be the ending of Lost.
Whitney: I'm not pregnant.
Adam: What?
Whitney: A-huh?
Adam: You faked a pregnancy test? I was really excited.
Whitney: You want kids?
Adam: Yes. The world needs more versions of me running around.
Whitney: Honey, I'm so sorry. I don't want kids.
Adam: Aha!
Whitney: Aha!
Adam: Aha!
Whitney: What is happening?!
Adam: I don't know! I'm so lost!
Whitney: You want to watch Lost?
Adam: Yes. You want to have kids?
Whitney: Yes, you?
Adam: Yes.
Whitney: Now I wish I were pregnant.
Adam: You are!
Whitney: What?!
Adam: I took your blood while you were sleeping!
Whitney: We need to communicate better.
Adam: Let's finish Lost first.
Whitney: Okay.