Stacey and Mallory were not prepared for love, and yet, love was ready to smack them in the face. Sometimes, you just gotta be ready for love in all the wrong (and right) places!
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Mallory: Mom, seriously, you don't have to worry about it. Someday I'm going to meet Mr. Right, and it will work out, but until then... It's him.
Stacey: It's her.
Mallory: Mr. Right.
Stacey: I just saw the woman of my dreams and I straight up panicked, man. I didn't know what to do! I started curtseying like a duchess of the high court!
Mallory: Mom! I met Mr. Right, but I blew it! I didn't know how to greet him! Do I shake his hand, do I hug him? Dang it, it's him!
Stacey: It's her.
Mallory: Yeah, mom, apparently I do need therapy, because I'm losing it, and...
Stacey: I can never show my face here again, man! I straight up danced like no one was watching, even though everyone was watching! I don't even...
Stacey: Hi...
Mallory: I'm so sorry...
Matt: There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. You're animals! All of you!
| Season 8 Episode 11 | ||
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| ~ The Art of Love (transcript) ~ ~ A Crushing Valentine's Day (transcript) ~ ~ I Think You're In Love (transcript) ~ ~ Love at First Sight (transcript) ~ ~ Single Parent Romance (transcript) ~ ~ Lifeguarding: Not for the Faint of Heart (transcript) ~ | ||