ECON 10103:30

ECON 101


Whitney: Hey, remember the class? It's all good.
James: Right, that's what I'm thinking, so once the summer starts I'm just trying to... oh hey.

Whitney: Boom, 79! C's get degrees, and C+'s get better degrees.
Stacey: Yes, 85! Give me some!
James: Sweet!
Stacey: Makes me wonder what I would have got, if I would have studied.
James: Oh wait guys, guys, smartypants got to check.
Stacey: Okay.
Matt: Okay, stop, stop it, stop it, stop it.
James: Alright, how perfect did you do?

Matt: 52?! I got a 52?! I worked, nay slaved, painstakingly studied my rear end to the bone, and this is all I have to show for it? 52? That is it! There is no love, no happiness, no sunshine, there is no Santa Claus! I have given you my time, my tears, my soul, ECON 101, and this is how you repay me? 52? *sarcastic laughter*

Matt: I hope you're happy! I hope you can sleep at night, knowing in your cold, empty heart that there was once a student who loved you more than life itself, and that you spat on him, and cut him to his core! Eyes, look your last. Arms, take your last embrace. Cruelty, thy name is ECON!

Adam: Hey Matt, you know uhm… if ECON doesn't work out for you, you could major in Acting or Crazy.
Mallory: Matt, you didn't get the 52.
Matt: What?!
Mallory: No. You got the 98 with the gold star next to it, and the comment that says "If you were my son, I'd be so proud. Man, I wish you were my son."
James: That was close.
Matt: That's really flattering, actually. Well, who got the 52?
Mallory: I did. And that's okay. Probably gonna lose my scholarship and then just have to live off ramen for the rest of the year, but it was a fun weekend, so…

James: Drama queen.

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