"What happens when a straight-A student fails a test?"
"Test results are back and smarty pants Matt doesn't get the score he expected. Watch and see how he takes the news, and if he will ever be the same."
Whitney: Boom, 79! C's get degrees and C+'s get better degrees.
Stacey: Yes, 85! Give me some!
Stacey: Makes me wonder what I would have got if I would have studied.
James: Oh wait, guys, guys, smartypants got to check.
Matt: Okay, stop, stop it, stop it, stop it.
James: Alright, how perfect did you do?
Matt: 52?! I got a 52?! I worked, nay slaved, painstakingly studied my rear end to the bone, and this is all I have to show for it? 52? That is it! There is no love, no happiness, no sunshine, there is no Santa Claus! I have given you my time, my tears, my soul, ECON 101, and this is how you repay me? 52? *sarcastic laughter*
Matt: I hope you're happy! I hope you can sleep at night, knowing in your cold, empty heart that there was once a student who loved you more than life itself and that you spat on him, and cut him to his core! Eyes, look your last. Arms, take your last embrace. Cruelty, thy name is ECON!
Adam: Hey Matt, you know um… if ECON doesn't work out for you, you could major in Acting or Crazy.
Mallory: Matt, you didn't get the 52.
Mallory: No. You got the 98 with the gold star next to it, and the comment that says "If you were my son, I'd be so proud. Man, I wish you were my son."
James: That was close.
Matt: That's really flattering, actually. Well, who got the 52?
Mallory: I did. And that's okay. Probably gonna lose my scholarship and then just have to live off ramen for the rest of the year, but it was a fun weekend, so...
James: Drama queen.
- This is the second sketch of Season 1 Episode 3.
- This is the fifteenth sketch of Studio C.
- This sketch was uploaded on the same day as the episode aired on BYUtv.
- This is the first time a sketch takes place in or around a school.
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|Season 1 Episode 3|
| ~ Two Truths and a Lie (transcript) ~|
~ ECON 101 (transcript) ~
~ Awkward Eulogy (transcript) ~
~ Lord Voldemort Goes On Blind Date (transcript) ~
~ Zombie BBQ (transcript) ~
~ Evil Memory Lapse (transcript) ~