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Watch how this family beautifully incorporates the joy of family and the fun of surprises! You won't want to miss this Christmas tradition to remember!

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Matt: Hey honey, how was your day?
Whitney: Ugh, I am so tired. Everything hurts. I just... ugh.
Matt: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Sounds like you could use some cheering up.
Whitney: I just want to put my feet up and veg out for the rest of the-
Mallory: Surprise!
Jason: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah!
Mallory: Oh...
Jason: Oh...
Matt: Oh... What just happened?
Whitney: My water just broke.
Matt: Oh, thank goodness. I was worried you got too surprised.
Whitney: Andy, I'm in labor.
Matt: O-oh! It's too soon! You still have two weeks!
Whitney: Oh, you're right. Well, why don't we just put all this water back in me and we'll be fine!
Matt: I'm sorry, I knew you were super bummed about not being able to travel to see family this Christmas, so I wanted to bring your parents here and surprise you.
Mallory: So sweet of you.
Jason: Could have told us before Thanksgiving when plane tickets were cheaper.
Whitney: Okay, hello, I'm having a baby right now.
Mallory: Oh, I get to be here when my baby has her baby!
Jason: I'm feeling very uncomfortable. My feet are wet.

Matt: Should we call an ambulance?
Whitney: No, my hospital bag is over here.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!
Jason: At this rate she'll flood the place.
Matt: I'm sorry, honey, I invited grandpa Charlie too. I just wanted you to have a good Christmas.
Whitney: So you told him to jump out and shiv me?
Matt: Shiv you? Grandpa, why do you have a knife?
Stephen: Get back here, commie!
Matt: No.

Whitney: Ugh, I just need a drink of water. Why didn't you warn me they were going to be here?
Matt: Then it wouldn't have been a surprise!
Natalie: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah!
Adam: Surprise!
Whitney: Ah! Whose idea was it to have party poppers?!
Adam: Why am I all wet?
Matt: I am so sorry. I promise those were the last ones.
Whitney: Andy! Take me to the hospital!
Matt: Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Everybody, get in the car!
Whitney: No, I don't want them!
Matt: Everybody, stay here! We will call you when the baby is born.

Jeremy: Surprise!
James: We're missionaries! ...Okay.
Matt: I did not plan that one.
Whitney: I think I'm having the baby here.
Matt: I will call an ambulance.
Adam: Ask him how to get amniotic fluids out of shirts.
Jason: Well, seems as good a time as any to see the new Star Wars movie.
Mallory: Alan, our first grandbaby is being born right in front of our eyes!
Matt: Okay, sweetheart, let's get you to a couch.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!
Matt: Ah! Grandpa! Where are you getting those knives?!
Adam: Uh, this isn't working either.
Natalie: Maybe try baking soda?
Mallory: It's the miracle of life, Alan!
Whitney: Ah!
Jason: Ah! I can see the head!
Mallory: I can see the head! Just one more good push, honey!
Whitney: I can't, I'm so tired!
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Whitney: Ah!

Matt: She's perfect.
Whitney: I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
Adam: Ugh, yeah, I burned the shirt.
Stacey: Oh, would you look at that. A little Christmas miracle.
Stephen: Happy birthday!
Cast: Ah!

Season 8 Episode 10
~ Let It Snow (transcript) ~
~ Crazy Mall Kiosk Salesman 2: Leo's Pride (transcript) ~
~ Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Luke Skywalker Meets Rey (transcript) ~
~ Cooking Bisque: Holiday Edition (transcript) ~
~ Just Like You Left It (transcript) ~
~ A Surprise for Christmas (transcript) ~
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